i wanna know what it feels like to be with someone who is proud to be with me.
LAWD, THIS!!
LAWD, THIS!!
Serious question. Anyone else feel like they won’t get married? I have dreams of me in a gorgeous Pnina Tornai gown walking up to my future husband but his face is always blurred. Every time..it never fails.
Funny how I think of mess like this late at night when my biological clock ticks rather loudly and the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack is on repeat.
You’re not alone. I can never see his face in my dreams. And I can never really make out his skin tone. It’s so weird.
It happens to me too. Most times I don’t see me having a family in the future. *sigh*
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
jfkldfdsjlkahjs this shit is not funny
seriously
i love my mom but this isn’t funny
and i’m not risking it
These gifs tho!
SORRY FOLLOWERS.
Haven’t posted in ages but….! JILL EFFIN SCOTT!! 😍
Silent Rejection, kills.
(via kidkoni)
Dick way to tip
Wow. What an asshole. But don’t worry. It would be that hard to get the money.
All you have to do is slide the plate and glass to the edge of the table, hold the plate in place while flipping the plate and glass right-side up, remove the plate, get the money out of the glass, and let it dry.
Exactly. And I meant WOULDN’T instead of WOULD lol
That is AT LEAST $30. Tip me $30 and I wouldn’t give a damn if you left it underneath your leftovers.
^^^^
.lmao
(via kianacharnelle)
Tumblr is the only reason I got this right.
#ForeverAlone
This is gonna be better than illmatic
HAHAHAH
Dickriding for Obama 2012
!!!!!
Yaaassss!
(Source: hypexflight)
Think about it, Kepner. Take one for the team.
I love Dr. Sloan!!!
(Source: lexiecarolinegrey, via subzerothoughts)
Mischief Loves Company - The Little Rascals (1994)
I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey hey hey hey
I watched this tonight!!!
(Source: dirtylies-myregards)
That phantom ‘R’ in “mute” was real at 3:01… LMAO. I can’t deal. It’s extra funny because I used to talk like them. Thank God for learning better and doing better!