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kidkoni:

omgchanelmonae:

Serious question. Anyone else feel like they won’t get married? I have dreams of me in a gorgeous Pnina Tornai gown walking up to my future husband but his face is always blurred. Every time..it never fails.

Funny how I think of mess like this late at night when my biological clock ticks rather loudly and the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack is on repeat. 

You’re not alone. I can never see his face in my dreams. And I can never really make out his skin tone. It’s so weird.

It happens to me too. Most times I don’t see me having a family in the future. *sigh*

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Silent Rejection.

staypozitive:

You know what’s screwed up?

  • How someone can just decide to stop talking to you all of a sudden.
  • How someone can just stop replying to your text messages & phone calls when ya’ll talked not too long ago.
  • How someone can just have time to talk to other people but not you, anymore.
  • How someone can start ”talking” to someone else when you’re thinking ”We’re gonna be official, soon”.

Silent Rejection, kills.

(via kidkoni)

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ziggyinthisthang:

kidkoni:

kidkoni:

thesochillnetwork:

Dick way to tip

Wow. What an asshole. But don’t worry. It would be that hard to get the money.
All you have to do is slide the plate and glass to the edge of the table, hold the plate in place while flipping the plate and glass right-side up, remove the plate, get the money out of the glass, and let it dry.

Exactly. And I meant WOULDN’T instead of WOULD lol

That is AT LEAST $30. Tip me $30 and I wouldn’t give a damn if you left it underneath your leftovers.


^^^^.lmao

ziggyinthisthang:

kidkoni:

kidkoni:

thesochillnetwork:

Dick way to tip

Wow. What an asshole. But don’t worry. It would be that hard to get the money.

All you have to do is slide the plate and glass to the edge of the table, hold the plate in place while flipping the plate and glass right-side up, remove the plate, get the money out of the glass, and let it dry.

Exactly. And I meant WOULDN’T instead of WOULD lol

That is AT LEAST $30. Tip me $30 and I wouldn’t give a damn if you left it underneath your leftovers.

^^^^
.lmao

(via kianacharnelle)

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That phantom ‘R’ in “mute” was real at 3:01… LMAO. I can’t deal. It’s extra funny because I used to talk like them. Thank God for learning better and doing better!